You're a slut pig! aka RHOBH recap


This week's episode wasn't very exciting, aside from the first five minutes. I think every so often there has to be an episode where there isn't a lot of action and it causes build up for the next table flipping, punch throwing scene. I'm okay with that.

I wish Kim hit both of them.

What I'm not okay with is Kim. I really try to forget that she named one of her daughters Kimberly. Really? Who does that? Kim also seemed extremely sober in all of her interviews and in every scene. I guess she took this week off too.

Come back crazy Kim, I miss you.

I was happy to see Camille, and her mother, get some screen time this week. She's been doing so good this season! No crazy looks or pathetic attempts at being funny. She's actually been funny! I do have to complain about her sunglasses of choice for the luncheon. They were horrible, and not nearly big enough for my liking.

I won't even write a nasty caption. They were adorable.

I was also happy to see Lisa tell the CRAZY wedding planner that they weren't going to be spending a million dollars on the wedding. Sorry, Pandy.

Adrienne? Ahh, I love her. Always the voice of reason. But where the hell has Jackpot been? I need more of him in my life!

The biggest match up so far this season is Team Brandi v Team Kyle and I'm having a tough time deciding which side to take. I really want to side with Kyle since she's my favorite from last season and I love her husband really like her, but I'm having a tough time deciphering her behavior. Where is the anger coming from?



I decided to learn Brandi's name, but that doesn't mean I'm taking her side in this argument. She's making herself an easy target. I also found great pleasure in the fact that she couldn't storm off during the argument with Kim and Kyle because Kim hid her crutches. A-mazing.

Looking forward to more drama next week! What team are you on?
(PS - I wrote this entire post and just realized I forgot about Taylor. That's how much I don't care about her)