All the cool kids are doing it...part two.

I am weird because:
(just for the record, this list could go on and on)
I hate the word "dollop" - I call it the d-word.
I have severe tactile issues and need to touch everything.
But please, please, please do NOT touch me.
I love to cook and bake, but can't leave the dishes until the end. I have to clean them as I go.
I am an organized mess.
I can straighten my hair like nobody's business, but can't curl it to save my life.
I can't sleep with socks on and my feet have to be outside of all sheets/blankets.
When I'm really excited about something, I refer to myself as being "boner excited."


I am a bad friend because:
I am loyal, sometimes to a fault.
I tell you my honest opinion, even if it's not what you want to hear.
I never return phone calls.
I don't handle mushy, girly talks very well.


I am a good friend because:
I am loyal, sometimes to a fault.
I tell you my honest opinion, even if it's not what you want to hear.
I always return text messages and emails.
I will always be there to listen, no matter what.
And I'm damn good at making people laugh.


I am sad because:
I'm lost in transition.
I'm worried I let too much pass me by.
My hair just doesn't grow, ever.
I don't think my eye will ever be back to normal.


I am happy because:
I get to spend the holidays with Alden, that little nugget.
And that's really it for now.


I promise I'll recap RHOBH tomorrow. Sorry I've been slacking!