Sorry for not giving you a full recap of last week's episode.
I figured I'd do a quick "What We Learned" in photos before tonight's big event aka The White Party!
This week, we learned that...
|Taylor will be Lisa's friend if it means a free meal and a free trip to Vegas.|
|Brandi still doesn't think a bra is necessary.|
|Paul and Adrienne hate each other. Still.|
|You can drop an expensive chandelier and get away with it if you are the morally corrupt Faye Resnick.|
|Adrienne's brother is a creeper.|
|Pandora doesn't need more flowers or more diamonds, she needs to spend more time on her hair in the morning.|
|Portia can steal the spotlight from anyone, including Kyle's boobs and a bear-dog that knows his cheese.|
|Brandi can bowl better than I can, even with a cast and two loose canons.|
|Camille and Brandi are of the bi-curious variety.|
|Lisa knows how to give me second-hand embarrassment like a pro.|
|And Kim. Ohhh, Kim! Well, she's still moving. And now her kids hate her. |
I guess we learned that this is what happens to you if you date a hyena.
I will be watching tonight's episode TONIGHT. I promise!