Here's a list ...and what I'm listening to

I'm not religious by any means, so I didn't even know it was Ash Wednesday until I read someone's status about it on Facebook. Needless to say I don't give up anything for Lent, but I do love lists.

So here's a list of things I should give up, but I probably never will...

Although this morning I do have a coffee instead.

Drinking during the week.
This is laughable. And gives me the shakes.

Juuust kidding. I don't do coke. But I hope for a hot second you thought I was serious.

At least in front of children. Actually, I lie. I student taught for 4 semesters, worked at a daycare for 2 years and then as a nanny for another 2 and I never, not once, slipped up and swore in front of the kids. This is a-mazing considering how often I swear without even realizing it. However, if I ever have kids, I might have to tell them to shut the fuck up once in a while, and then immediately tell them if I hear them say it, I'll cut 'em.

Waiting for the last minute to do pretty much anything.
I love the saying, "Procrastinators unite...tomorrow!" because that's exactly how I feel about life. I will put off doing anything, even stuff that I like to do. I guess I work better under pressure?

Which is why I'm listening to this song...enjoy!

(How ridic is that still shot?)