Friday's Letters


Dear Winter/Spring,
Can we decide which season it's going to be and just stick with it? Last Thursday it snowed 8+ inches. Yesterday, it was 67. I'm just going to go ahead and say that spring should stick around, and winter should get the eff out. Okay, great talk.

Dear Hair,
Why so much static, girl? I wash you, I use shampoo that smells nice, I even cut a significant amount of dead ends off, so why you gotta play me like this? If I'm taking the time to straighten you, it means I want to wear you down. If you could cooperate, and NOT stick out in all different directions, I would be a very happy kitten.

Dear Facebook,
 I'm gonna go ahead and quote Brokeback Mountain - "I wish I knew how to quit you!" You make my life a living hell, yet I can't seem to give you up. I miss the good ole days when people who were mad at me, or upset with me, TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT; now they post ambiguous status updates, and then defriend me. What kind of world are we living in?

Dear Twitter,
Thanks for being awesome. I'm going to keep you around for awhile.

Dear Coors Light,
I hope you're ready for tonight cause I know I am.

Happy Friday everyone! Enjoy your weekend!