The Answer to My Medical Mystery

So I heard on Good Morning America this morning that a doctor in Australia claims that J. Bieber's haircut (aka the lesbian, emo haircut) can cause lazy eye. 

SAY WHAT?

Read this article

I'm seriously thinking about calling this doctor (if I could even find his number) and telling him that I have unexplained lazy eye AND I'VE HAD SIDE BANGS FOR YEARS.

Guys, I'm talking YEARS.

2005


2006

2007

2008 (obvi - can't you tell by our hands?)

2009

2010

2011

2012

Could it be? Did my eyelid droop because I've constantly had hair resting on it for the past 8 years?

Well, I know who to blame...



Fug you Kristin Cavallari & the Laguna Beach horse you rode in on. You're the reason why I got side bangs!



SEE?  Me rocking a Laguna Beach shirt, and my first attempt at side bangs.


Excuse me while I go cry lazy eye tears in the corner of my office.