Friday's Letters


Dear Readers,

I seem to be writing to you an awful lot lately, sorry about that. I mentioned last week that I would have a giveaway when I reached 100 followers. Then I made a button for it. Since then I've gained a few followers, but I've also lost a few followers. I (inappropriately) find this to be hysterical.

I'm all, "You have a chance to win free shit!" and some people are all, "Nope. I'm out of here, lady!"

Maybe I will post what I'm planning on giving away, so people can get interested. Maybe I won't.

Dear Mr. Alden,

You're turning me into one of "those people." You know, "those people" who post videos of their children doing the most basic things, but insist it's the most amazing thing ever. You're just laughing in this video, but I love it. I can't wait for the day when I can record you saying things like, 'Mom! The meatloaf - fuck!' cause I'm going to do that, and I'm sure your dad will appreciate it.

Dear Readers...again,

I've been hiding something from you. No, I'm not going to rehab. If you watched the video (why would you not watch the video - it's the most amazing thing ever!) then around the 15 second mark, Alden turns his head and you see...

...his soul patch. The only significant amount of hair on his head and I love it.

PS: He's my nephew - not my baby!

Have a wonderful weekend!