100 Followers Giveaway




This giveaway has been a joke, to say the least. I've given up waiting to reach 100 followers - I have a feeling that when I hit 99 followers, someone - probably Jes, will stop following me for fun.

So, I'm just going to do it now. Try to stop me.

I looked for a box big enough for me, but I was unsuccessful. Nope, that's a lie. I didn't even look. I spent the weekend watching Mad Men, and wondering why I wasn't 25 in 1963 instead of being 25 in 2012.

The following giveaway items are things that I absolutely love. I hope you love them, too.



Item Number One: 



 I'm bad at math, but I'm 99% sure this book will shock you more than 50 Shades of Grey. Chelsea Handler is my role model...so obviously this bitch is whack.

If you already read this, have you read her second book? Third? Fourth? I'll make it work for you.


Item Number Two:


Baby Lips! Sounds so wrong, but it's so right.  This is my new obsession, thanks to my sister-in-law. Love.



Item Number Three:


I know Essie is a popular nail polish, but I tend to stick with OPI. I love their collection from Sephora. This one is called "Is It Payday Yet?" which is a question I'm always asking myself.


Item Number Four: 



 Words cannot describe how much I love this candy. Seriously.


Item Number Five:

This one is a surprise, but it will require me to know what size shirt you wear.
I will ask the winner for this information via email.

Here's how it's going to work:

You have to take 12 shots of tequila, run around a football field twice, and not throw up.

OR, just be a follower on GFC, and leave me a comment letting me know that you are.

Either one. Really.

The winner will selected via random.org next Monday (6/11) because Mondays suck and this may make it better. Probably not, but maybe.

Good luck!