The Most Awkwardest and Awesomest Thursday EVER

I'm fully aware half of the words in my post title are not real words. Please, do not send me hate mail.

Speaking of hate mail, I never get any. Jes says it's because I'm too scary. She is probably right.


I know, I KNOW, I watch a lot of Bravo TV. It's really the only channel I care about these days (sorry E!). But tonight, my favorite show is returning to MTV, which is why this is a very Awkward. Thursday.

 If you don't watch this show then I hate you. You are seriously missing out. I realize that I'm not 16, or in high school, or pregnant - oh wait, that's a different show. Anyway, I realize that this was probably not a show geared toward drunk 25-year-old bloggers, but guess what? I love it. 

It's witty, it has great characters, and above all else - great lines.

True Story: I deleted Chris from Facebook in December; I'm a great girlfriend like that. He kept asking me to accept his friend request - ya know, since we live together and everything - and I finally did a few weeks ago. The first thing I said to him was, "You're a pussy. Take care." 

All of his friends thought we broke up. Seriously amazing. But really, that's just a line from Awkward.

Did I mention that the main character, Jenna, writes a blog? Oh, now I have your attention....

My inner high schooler is super jealous of her room.

 Here's my favorite part of any episode ever. You have to watch the first video to understand the second.
Crank your volume for the second one. It's a recording off of someone's TV.

I cannot even tell you how many times I watched that part of the episode. Probably close to 100.

So, if you watch the show, who do you think Jenna is going to choose; Matty or Jake? If you don't watch the show, it's on MTV tonight at 10:30, following snoozefest Snooki and JWoww.

You're welcome.