I'm fully aware half of the words in my post title are not real words. Please, do not send me hate mail.
Speaking of hate mail, I never get any. Jes says it's because I'm too scary. She is probably right.
I know, I KNOW, I watch a lot of Bravo TV. It's really the only channel I care about these days (sorry E!). But tonight, my favorite show is returning to MTV, which is why this is a very Awkward. Thursday.
If you don't watch this show then I hate you. You are seriously missing out. I realize that I'm not 16, or in high school, or pregnant - oh wait, that's a different show. Anyway, I realize that this was probably not a show geared toward drunk 25-year-old bloggers, but guess what? I love it.
It's witty, it has great characters, and above all else - great lines.
True Story: I deleted Chris from Facebook in December; I'm a great girlfriend like that. He kept asking me to accept his friend request - ya know, since we live together and everything - and I finally did a few weeks ago. The first thing I said to him was, "You're a pussy. Take care."
All of his friends thought we broke up. Seriously amazing. But really, that's just a line from Awkward.
Did I mention that the main character, Jenna, writes a blog? Oh, now I have your attention....
|My inner high schooler is super jealous of her room.|
Here's my favorite part of any episode ever. You have to watch the first video to understand the second.
Crank your volume for the second one. It's a recording off of someone's TV.
I cannot even tell you how many times I watched that part of the episode. Probably close to 100.
So, if you watch the show, who do you think Jenna is going to choose; Matty or Jake? If you don't watch the show, it's on MTV tonight at 10:30, following
snoozefest Snooki and JWoww.