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Making the bracket for the bocce ball tournament that was on Saturday. It's my duty as a bocce hoe to draw the names and make the bracket.
I was quite impressed by the way it turned out. Oh, you want to see a picture of that? Well, I forgot to take one.
This little guy is hanging out on my fireplace, and I couldn't be happier about it.
Me and Mills at the bar...waiting for our 17th Coors Light.
I have no idea how many we drank on Saturday. I also have no idea what happened anytime after 6pm.
I wrote a nice post about her on Friday, and this is how she repays me.
Well...I didn't curl my hair before I went to bed Saturday night. Or at least I don't think I did.
I have no idea how this happened, but it did. And I'm not going to lie... I am quite impressed.
Early Sunday morning: Googling "Gummy Bear Vodka" ...it's a serious topic, okay?
Anyway, I'm assuming any teen that is shoving a vodka-soaked tampon up their vajj is going to have 3 DWIs before they turn 21.
I have no new pictures of the nugget this week because I didn't see him.
Can't even handle that...
So, here is one from when he was just a little babe.
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...I got nothing. Just send it, okay?