Imaginary Wednesdays: Celebrity Edition

In case you live under a rock, or if you're not friends with me on Facebook, I have some BIG news...

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up.

"You know I'm actually gay, right?" ... "LOL Biebs! You are so funny."

How sad. Hollywood's "it" couple is dunzo.
And by "it" I mean, "Doesn't she realize he is a lesbian?" couple.

I'm sure this makes 1.5 million teenage girls so happy, because their beloved Biebs is finally single again. I know my friend Sam is happy that Selena is single because she has weirdo girl crush on her.

But I have some more news. Some pretty serious news.
Because word on the street is, Bieber already has a new girlfriend.

These photos were taken just last week...

But who is this mystery girl?

Wow...none other than Shay from Red Lipstick & Melodies.

How did I obtain these rare photos?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Do you think this new romance is going to last, or is Justin just on the rebound? How do you think Selena is dealing with the news?