I sound like a lesbian in this post.

Wowzer. I'm back.

I have a lot of things to say, so here I go.

1. Sorry for all of the commentary about Grace Helbig. Please file formal complaints with Shay and Kelsey, since they are the ones who introduced me to the greatest human being on the planet. She's a vlogger, and she has vlogs on YouTube and here. She goes by Daily Grace, or DG, and she's awesome with a side of even better. I strongly encourage you to check her out, but don't be surprised if you spend hours and hours watching her videos. I have.



2. Since I'm fangirling, let me also mention Ellie Goulding. You know, that, "Lights..lights...lights!" girl/singer/blonde. She's also in the commercial for those fancy dancy headphones.  Also, also, her song, "Anything Could Happen" is featured in the trailer for Girls. She's goooooood, guys. Real good. Also, also, also, she has amazeball side bangs. Check her out and report back.

Add her to the list of people I would scalp.

3. Speaking of Girls, the second season premieres this Sunday on HBO and I just peed my pants with excitement. I like to talk about taboo topics such as periods and ovulation, and it has been brought to my attention that some of you don't like that. Well, don't watch this show then, ass clowns. These friends...they are amazing. And I wish, I wish, I wish I had a strong group of friends like that. Ya know, friends that don't live across the country. Oh, but, there's no way in hell I'm taking a bath with any of you. Gross. Weird and gross.



What's on your mind today?