My weekend.

Let's play a little game called, "What's Worse?"

What's worse than having to throw away all of your make up because you have ringworm?

I'll tell you...

Having to then throw away all of that new make up because you have PINK EYE.

Guys, I swear I shower. I swear I wash my hands, clothes, sheets, etc. I'm not a scummer.

I was in an elementary school classroom for work last week, so I'm thinking that's where I picked it up.

With that said, I left Syracuse Saturday morning instead of getting day drunk at the parade.

What's worse than having to leave early and not enjoy my weekend?

I'll tell you...

Getting a speeding ticket on the way home.

Oh lord. I just started laughing, you know? I'm pretty sure the cop thought I was bat shit crazy, but I couldn't stop laughing. And the whole time he's talking to me, the bag of vodka soaked gummy bears was sitting on my passenger's seat.

What a weekend.

But it's okay, because it's a new week and we have big plans this week, don't we? If you haven't already gone over to Tiff's blog to wish her a happy birthday, do it now. And if you haven't already signed up to join Michelle's virtual birthday party on Thursday, DO IT NOW.

Excuse me while I disinfect my entire office.

How was your weekend?