Things I'd like to thank America for...

Exactly how I plan to set off fireworks tonight.

1. Honey Boo Boo

2. Coors Light

3. Orbit gum

4. Mrs. Dash's original blend seasoning

5. Deodorant

6. Flip flops

7. YouTube

8. Rainbow sprinkles

9. iPads

10.The Weather Channel

What are you thankful for?