Why I'm a Pain in the Ass.


Exactly.

If you guys haven't already read this or this, you probably should. kthanks.

It's no surprise to me that some people can't stand dealing with my shit. I mean, I get it...I have to deal with my shit every single day. I drive myself crazy. But most of you guys only know the Internet me, so you don't know what it's like to actually hang out with me.

Here are a few things about myself that would probably drive you insane:

1. I'm indecisive, unless I'm not. Are you following me here? Basically I feel one of two ways about things: either I'm 100% or I'm nothing. This is extremely difficult when I'm with someone and we're trying to figure out where to go to eat, for example. Either I'm like, "YES, WE'RE GOING HERE!" or I'm all, "Like...I don't care, really. I don't care. It's entirely up to you. Whatever you want to do. I'm cool with anything." People haaaaaate this.

2. I like knowing what I'm going to be doing for the next ...oh, 2 months or so. My intentions are good, though, I promise. I have this disgusting habit of being able to waste time like nobody's business. Therefore, everything must be planned, so that I don't get sidetracked. With that said, we might have plans to hang out on Saturday, but when it comes to exactly what we're doing, I don't care. (see also: #1)

3. I like to have the last word - even if it's just me yelling, "Last word!"

How are you a pain in the ass? Make me feel better about myself, would ya?