Cran I get a what-what?

It's Thanksgiving Day here in 'merica and I could not be happier about it. Mashed potatoes? Check. Alcohol? Check. Ill-fitting pants without buttons or zippers? CHECK.

It's common for people to spend the entire month of November posting what they are thankful for on their blogs and/or on Facebook. It's tolerable in the beginning of the month, when people are thankful for family, friends, good health, etc. However, the other day I read someone's status about being thankful for getting her hair did. Hmm, not sure that's what the Pilgrims had in mind.

So, in honor of that, here are my top 10 most ridiculous things I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving:

10. I'm thankful that Dunkin Donuts gets my coffee order correct 9 out of 10 times.

9.  I'm thankful for the water cooler at work because I'm part camel.

8. I'm thankful for red lights, so I can respond to text messages.

7. I'm thankful for stores being open on Thanksgiving, because people needed something new to bitch about.

6. I'm thankful for paper towels, because sometimes napkins just aren't enough.

5. I'm thankful for panty liners. Oh, and you're not?

4. I'm thankful that the local PD posts mug shots, warrants, and arrests on their Facebook page. I no longer feel the need to go to my high school reunion, since I pretty much know how everyone is doing.

3. I'm thankful for eyebrows, because faces are scary without them. And sometimes scary with them.

2. I'm thankful for cold shoulders. The gift that keeps on giving!

And the #1 most ridiculous thing I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving...

...indoor plumbing! Because what goes in, must come out, and peeing outside is not my forte.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

{PS: If you don't understand the title of this post, check out this video.}