This about Santa's little whore, isn't it?

A special thank you to Kerri for tagging me in this post! I tag all of you garden gnomes.

1. What do you love the most about Christmas time? Um, getting two days off from work, obviously. Kidding! Maybe not. I think everything leading up to Christmas is my favorite - decorating, watching movies that I will only watch around Christmas, judging other people's trees/outside lights, etc.

2. Do you celebrate the holiday in style or is Bah-Humbug for you? "In style" lolz. Have you met me? Oh wait, I own a jean shirt now so, RESPECT ME. Guys, my style varies from one black shirt to another...and I know what you're thinking, "How difficult is it for you to get ready?" Trust me, it's still difficult, and it still takes me forever.

3. Are you leaving anything out for Santa Claus this year so he remembers to leave your presents? I live alone, so if I wake up and there are presents under my tree, I'm going to seriously question the whole "Santa isn't real" thing.

4. What is the one gift you are most looking forward to GIVING? Easy... tickets to a comedy show that I got for Kelsey. Then I told her about them so she wouldn't buy them for herself, and she was all, "OH, I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM!"


So, I got my money back and now I'm going to spend it on my cats.

5. What is your all-time favorite Christmas movie? I wrote this post last year, and that discusses four of my favorites. But my all-time favorite? CHEESUS CHRIST, THE PRESSURE...I'd probably say The Holiday. Nononono, Home Alone 2. NO, WAIT, Just Friends! Definitely Just Friends.


6. What is your all-time favorite Christmas song?


7. If given the opportunity, would you participate in an "Ugly Sweater" party and what sweater would you wear? Been there, done that.

That's a beer martini - STAY CLASSY.

I'll have you know, my mother wore that sweater (not as a joke) for a few years. Also, every ugly sweater is just begging for a turtleneck underneath, don't you agree?

8. Have you started any Christmas traditions this year that you plan on carrying forward? Oh, you mean like waking up alone on Christmas morning? Definitely. Can't wait to do that every year.

9. It's Christmas morning...what does it look like outside where you live? If there is snow on the ground, then something like this:



10. You just found yourself standing under the mistletoe...who comes up to give you a kiss first? Kerri answered "bourbon" and I'm still laughing about it. I'd have to say Coors Light. Or maybe an e-cig.