We need to discuss books for a minute, because it's been a while since I've read something I loved.
And for the record - no, I haven't finished Kelly Oxford's book, and probably won't.
I never not finish books. Ever. But it's happening this time.

I can count on one hand how many books I read last year.
Or maybe not.
Because I'm bad a math/my memory is failing me.
But I know, for sure, it's a low number. Since my time was spent watching TV.


Well, not entirely, because I'm still going to watch the shit out of TV.

Try to remember a good book that you read a few years ago.
A book that, by the grace of God, was not made into a sub-par movie.
No sci-fi, please. But murder mysteries are always welcome.

And don't you dare suggest Gone Girl, because if I owned a physical copy...
(instead of on my Nook) ...I'd burn that mother fucker.

But a book that you liked enough to read more than once - let me know.
Or an author that you really like.
Or your single cousin's phone number.

I'm getting off topic.

Maybe there's a book you haven't read, but heard is good.
Tell me about it and let's read it together.
But, really, apart.
You know what I mean.

I love to read, and it's been too long since I've gotten lost in a good book.
I have a few good reads up my sleeve, so let's compare notes.

Please and thank you!