1. Yes, I'm alive.

2. I'm still growing out my bangs.
Why does this take so long to do?
And it's in my nature to just give up,
but I won't! I won't! I probably won't...

3. Kelsey helped me paint those curio cabinets I was talking about.
They've been sitting in my garage ever since.
Check back with me next year.

4. I printed some Instagram photos, purchased some adorable teal string,
and let's not forget about the tiniest clothespins I've ever seen,
and they are all sitting on my counter.
Check back never.

5. I still hate your kids:

What's new with you? Tell me everything.