Things you should know about me.

I can't be trust around Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts. Don't toast them; just give me the package and avert your eyes.

My cold shoulder is icy. You need to break the ice, because I sure as shit won't.

I'm a good listener. I think it stems from being innately quiet, so when I do speak, it's important to me that someone is really listening. I like to give someone else that same respect.

I can't listen to "All Too Well" by Taylor Swift only once. I binge listen to that song. And then tweet about it.

When something makes me laugh really hard, I stomp my feet up and down. This is new. I think it prevents me from peeing a little, which doesn't make sense, but let's go with it.

I'm terrible at RSVPing for things.

Yet I like to have things planned. It's Sunday night? Great, let's talk about what's happening next Saturday.

There are three types of people that I really hate: people who don't do what they say they are going to do, people who are constantly late for everything, and slow drivers.

I say things like "lolz" "yer" and "ain't" ironically. I'm educated, I promise.

And, finally, I don't think this snap got enough kudos, so I'm posting it here: